Teacher: "Put your papers face down on your desk. Leave them FACE DOWN."
Kindergarten boy lays his head face down, on his desk.
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Line of kids in hall, mildly chatting. One girl suddenly bellows: "I'M THE ONLY ONE BEING QUIET!"
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Teacher: "What's a safety tip in the kitchen?"
2nd grade girl: "Don't touch the stove while you're standing on a ladder because you might fall on a pot of boiling water."
(thanks to Heidi and Jen, my fabulous co-workers, for sharing some of their observations)
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