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Kindergarten playground, lunch recess.

Batty is hanging from the monkey bars.

To me: "Happy Apple Day!"

It's Apple Day?

"I thought your name was apple because you eat apples."

I do like apples.

"I saw you at breakfast eating an apple."

(Think, think.) I wasn't eating at breakfast.

"Yes, I saw you; you were eating an apple."

(I think about the apple still left in my bag, not eaten that day.)

Hmmmmm. . . .